First, the child is sad verbally coaxed to be happy, we adults can not, have to eat a good meal or buy something to do.
Second, when I was a child, I always heard people say to me: “It’s okay if you don’t look good now, but in a few years, you’ll look good when you grow up.” Ten years past, I did not grow open, but want to open.
Third, who said you have no perseverance, single this thing you do not insist on decades?
Fourth, on the way home, but also see a lot of takeaway brother running around to send food, suddenly feel very inspirational, others so late are still eating, I have what reason not to eat?
Fifth, God for you to close a door at the same time, will also use the door clip your brain.
Six, a man really fall in love with you, you will find, eek, more than one father; a man fake fall in love with you, you will find, more than one son, or a rebellious son.
Seven, if you want to pour me, good-looking one cup down, ugly to give up their lives I also let you see what is called a thousand cups not drunk.
Eight, you look so beautiful, first of all to thank your parents, if not they gave you a pair of hands, you can put yourself P so beautiful?
Nine, colleagues have a pair of twin daughters, called Dabao and Xiaobao, Xiaobao is better behaved always be bullied by Dabao …… One day colleagues to the two daughters to explain what is meant by caring, to give them an example, if the sister Dabao fell, the sister should do how to do ah? Little treasure did not hesitate to answer: “hurry to run over to step on two feet, or she up I can not beat her.”
Ten, find the right person, a lifetime of romance grow old, find the wrong person, a lifetime of Huashan!
XI, I want to eat when I am on fire, and when I eat, I will grow meat, and when I grow meat, I will be on fire.
Twelve, other people’s face is seven points doomed, three points rely on dress up, your face is one point doomed, nine points rely on filters.
Thirteen, the most envied is the Journey to the West of the Tang Monk, do not have to bathe themselves, every two episodes of a demon said: the small ones, the monk washed clean.
Fourteen, men always feel that before marriage is suitable for their own women are very few, after marriage suddenly understand that suitable for their own women in fact a lot, only the wife is not suitable.
Fifteen, you always complain that you do not have a brilliant father, but you can ever think of, your father also complained that he did not have a son of contention.
Sixteen, other people get on the car practice, the first sentence is whispered “fire, step on the clutch, gear, release the clutch, go up.” And I get on the practice car, the first sentence is generally loud first shouted a “all out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!”
Seventeen, my favorite ghost festival, to the ghost festival, I can say goodbye to single, because often have girls say to me: ghosts are willing to do your girlfriend.
Eighteen, a businessman went out in a cab, the car suddenly skidded in the mountain highway, the driver screamed in fear: the brakes do not work, what should I do? Businessman yelled at him: quickly turn off the meter, you idiot!
Nineteen: Compared to the weakness of being poor, being ugly is not worth mentioning, okay?
Twenty, scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer’s disease because the probability of early death is higher.
Twenty-one, if there is still one day left in life, then I will definitely return to the classroom to listen to a good lesson, because in the classroom I will feel like a day like a year.
Twenty-two, if you are good-looking, if you fall asleep on the bus subway, head on the shoulder of the person next to you, the person next to you will be with you until you wake up. If you look ugly, head once leaning on the shoulder of the person next to him, he will immediately shoot to wake you up, and warmly remind you to keep your belongings.
Twenty-three, from code payment to face payment, progress is not our IQ, but our spending speed.
Twenty-four, why buy clothes year after year, year after year no clothes to wear? Because you have more temperament than one year, last year’s clothes, can’t match this year’s you.
