Leave the bed to make love, not necessarily have to leave home to make love, while the warmth is sufficient, in the part outside the bedroom can be just as exciting to press the button. However, their experience tells us: at home, if you have sex, it is better to return to bed, do not fool around, or you will pay the price.
Awkward Place 1: Under the Shower
The time I was taking a shower and he asked to join in on the rainy sex, the result was that the shampoo shampoo from the top of my head flowed down and blinded me, and to make matters worse, I don’t know what happened, but one of my long hairs wrapped itself around his genitals, strangling him with a tiny, thin slit, and he said he had been hurt like never before.
Awkward Place 2: Bathtub
When renovating the house, I defied his objections and made sure to buy a two-person bathtub so I could take a bubble bath with him, and that day I lit candles. Sprinkle flower petals in the water, first soak yourself into the bathtub, and then very stirring invitation to him, did not expect him to come in from the bathroom outside the bright light environment at first, the eyes can not adapt to a foot into the bathtub on the slippery fall, he implemented a soft landing, the head heavily knocked on my stomach, then after that, do not say with me to wash the bath of lovebirds a la, he did not soak in the bath, only the shower.
Awkward place 3: next to the washing machine
Once inadvertently next to the washing machine sex, coincidentally clothes dehydration, the vibration of the feeling like entering space, think this place is very promising, did not expect the second carefully arranged in the dehydration time sex, dehydration vibration is too violent to the washing machine on the washing powder canisters shocked down, smashed my feet not to say, but also sprinkled all over the laundry detergent us.
Awkward Place 4: The dining room table
The height is just right, but it pinches, so if you’re not afraid to pinch, you should clear the table beforehand, and that time it shook the bottles of Tabasco sauce off the table.
Awkward place 5: wooden chair
that time with his wife in the wooden chair sex, up and down movement is too intense, I did not expect the wooden chair can not withstand our gravity and impulse, suddenly collapsed, so that my buttocks suddenly blossomed, the pain I screamed days screaming, my wife also laughed at me, said fun.
Awkward place 6: bed
just got married when renting a room to live, all the furniture is cheap,, bought a jerry-built iron frame bed, sleep is okay, who knows it can not withstand the newlyweds enthusiastic love, we are hard to press the iron frame frame bent, the next day, a friend to the home guest, a good laugh ah!
Awkward Place 7: Balcony
This place is really a bit adventurous, but in the middle of the night should still be safe, but just as we quietly enjoy the time, the neighbor’s dog rushed to the two of us barking wildly, it turned out that the dog kennel is the next door on the balcony, may be it insomnia saw us!
