First, if you think that the people you like also like you, that can only mean that you have a very rich imagination.
Second, if you are always disappointed, then you should reflect on why you have so much hope.
Third, obviously is a rich second generation, I am on time to class and write homework. Obviously can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. Obviously can rely on the face to eat, and I worked hard on my own. This is the difference between me and Ming Ming.
Fourth, why some boys tease tease suddenly ignore you? You’ve been released from a large area of the net and selective fishing.
Fifth, my mom looked at the relatives of the beautiful daughter said to me: people’s faces like done, your face like sitting!
Six, home on the road, but also see a lot of takeaway brother running around to send food, suddenly feel very inspirational, others so late are still sending food, what reason I do not eat?
Seven, how fragile is the relationship between me and my boyfriend? I just need to take off my makeup, maybe he will never want to see me again in his life.
Why do marriage proposals always involve getting down on one knee? God Reply: Kneeling on both knees is going to the grave.
Nine, I am from nothing, to assets of more than 100 million, from the four walls, to luxury villas, these are not relying on others, completely by myself, little by little, think out.
Ten, if you like people and food can only choose one, how do foodies choose? Eaters: eat the favorite.
Eleven, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, although I am not enough ability, but my technology is super.
Twelve, every time someone asks me the road I blindly pointed, the first because I simply do not recognize the road, the second is in order to give the world a lesson: do not just believe that good-looking people.
Thirteen, God is fair, give others happiness at the same time also want to let you blind, afraid you see the heart is difficult.
Fourteen, many people wake up early to brush their teeth with nausea and dry heaves, scientific research has found that the common characteristic of this group of people is to like to look in the mirror.
Fifteen, that year, the class teacher said to us: “In fact, I do not oppose you to fall in love, just you remember to find a responsible, those who see the teacher to release your hand, to come to what use?” Since then our class no longer have early love!
Sixteen, holding a hot is charging the phone to play the game, put life and death at risk, this is one of the few heroic moments in my life.
Seventeen, when your life does not go well, do not panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry it out.
Eighteen, the other day to play in my mom’s room, stumbled upon a diary about my birth, I opened a look, it is written in eight words “ugly, hard to accept”.
Nineteen, the daily state of foodies: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart is very thin.
Twenty, why remind me “money is not everything”? I’m not that greedy. I just want money, I do not expect it to be omnipotent.
Twenty-one, do not always take yourself and others than, you envy others thin, others also envy you good stomach, you envy others rich, others also envy no one to find you to borrow money.
Twenty-two, after the examination of English listening, I realized a truth: some words, only to understand the people listening.
Twenty-three, through the palm prints, you can see the girlfriend’s character. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that her character is more irritable.
Twenty-four, my wife is a very reasonable person, every time before hitting me, will seek my consent, if I say no, she will hit until I agree.
Twenty-five, people who love to laugh don’t have too much bad luck. To be honest, if a person has bad luck, I don’t know how he can laugh.
Twenty-six, if the world does not want you, remember to come to me, I know several traffickers.
Twenty-seven, when I hate a person, if the person suddenly said like me, then I do not hate each other at all. It’s just so principled that it’s impossible to hate a person with vision.
Twenty-eight, as long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap between you and the rich.
Twenty-nine, I am a more mature person, like gambling not to eat things like this is to eat enough to do.
Thirty, if you send the national 38% divorce rate data to your parents, they will not therefore not urge you to get married, but instead will say to you, “Since unhappiness can be left at any time, what are you still afraid of?”
